Time for me to try something new in the new year.
A character interview, a concept inspired by Joleene Naylor,
but written in my own style.
Spoiler Warning: This interview takes place between the end of “Vampire Syndrome” (book one) and the beginning of “Vampire Conspiracy” (book two).
Welcome, readers of the Vampire Syndrome blog. Today we are proud to feature an interview with Jack Wendell. Currently Jack is between novels one and two, flying in the Council of Thirteen Presidential Jet on his way to Romania to rescue his dear friend Zetania Vinescu from the alien Pure Vampires who kidnapped her in the last chapter of “Vampire Syndrome”. Accompanying Jack in the Gulfstream G550 are Damien Tepesh, Chief Venator of the United States region, and Jack’s new adoptive parents, Ronald and Diane Pepper.
Interviewer: Good evening, Mr. Wendell, I’m (redacted), official record-keeper of the Council Of Thirteen. So nice to meet you. (Interviewer and Jack shake hands)
Jack: Hey, wait a minute, how’d you get on this plane?
I: The same way you did, through the door.
J: How come I didn’t see you?
I: I’m Stacy Burnside’s co-pilot. I was in the cockpit until now.
J: Oh, okay.
I: Now let’s get down to business. Tell the Vampire world about yourself.
J: My name is Jack Wendell and I’m nineteen years old. A few months ago, I became a Vampire cause a girl named Janine Perrino got Vampire rabies and bit me.
I: Not the most pleasant way to become a Vampire… (chuckles)
J: Tell me about it! President Lilith told me most of us become vampires from sex.
I: Yes, indeed, sexual intercourse.
J: That’s how Damien and Lilith turned Coach Ron and Diane into Vampires.
I: Ah, yes, Ron and Diane Pepper. Ron was your Special Olympics coach until his recent recruitment into our community.
J: You call that a recruitment? They didn’t get much choice about it.
I: Well, more like drafted, I must admit. And how do you feel about Damien and Lilith turning the Peppers?
J: Why didn’t they ask me first before they did it?
(Damien interrupts): Lilly never was very good about asking people before she…
I: Uh, excuse me, Chief Venator, sir, I’m interviewing Jack here. For the Council record.
(Damien): My apologies. Carry on.
I: Okay, so Jack, let me re-phrase the question. Ron and Diane, now they’re Vampires: Is this good or bad?
J: Good, cause they’re my new family. I guess Lilith wanted to be my new mom, but it didn’t work out. She said she might not be the best mom for me.
I: Indeed, Damien and Lilith did seem to agree that they might not be the best candidates to be your new parents.
J: I love Coach Ron and Diane, and I’m so happy they’re my Dad and Mom now, but I’m scared we’re all gonna get hurt.
I: The Pures. 😈
J: That’s the bad thing. What if the Pures find out about us?
I: The Pures know about your new parents. They’ve been monitoring the Peppers’ cattle mutilation website with a stolen laptop that we’re monitoring.
J: I meant, when they find out Coach Ron and Diane are Vampires!
I: And working as Council investigators, I might add.
J: That’s not funny.
I: No humor intended, Mr. Wendell. We’re in a tough situation here. And you’re heading right into the eye of the storm.
J: But I’ve gotta rescue Zetania from the Pures!
I: Which will put you in grave danger…
J: I don’t care!
(Damien): Cluj Napoca Team has already surrounded the Pures’ hideout.
(Diane Pepper): Oh my, aren’t we confident, Damien?
(Damien): We’ll hit ’em after sunrise so they can’t come out of their cave chasing after Jack.
I: Excuse me, I’m trying to conduct an interview here!
(Damien and Diane, in unison): Sorry!
J: If I can get Zetania out of there, maybe she won’t declare war on the Pures.
I: Her number one enemy for 122 years? You’re quite an optimist, Jack.
J: I’m gonna talk her out of it.
I: Jack, I hate to play devil’s advocate here, but if the Pures killed Zetania, she wouldn’t be able to declare war on them.
J: But then all the rest of the human Vampires would want to kill the Pures cause they killed Zetania. There’d be a big war anyway.
I: Great point, Jack. I can see why Damien and Lilith accepted you into our community.
J: After Damien tried to kill me a couple of times.
(Interviewer continues): And why are you so willing to risk your life to rescue Zetania, Jack?
J: She would do it for me. I know she would. Maybe if I save her, she won’t want to go to war with the Pures cause she knows how bad she could lose. If I get her out of there, she won’t want to be captured again. See?
I: Yes, actually, I do. If you’re right, that is. If Zetania doesn’t see your rescuing her as a golden opportunity to re-group the Romanian Vampires and…
J: Then I better talk her out of the war harder!
I: I wish you the best of luck with your mission, Jack. You’re gonna need it.
J: Thank you.